things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

moonflowerchilde:

*Writes very elaborated email, adds fancy words, triple checks spelling to send to a professor*


Professor’s reply: Cool, wilk do!

Black person on Tumblr: "Im finna go apply to this job"
Random user: "Well maybe if you knew how to speak properly you'd already have a job"
Black person: Language is merely a medium in which we communicate in and as such must be fluid in order to remain effective. I use such grammar because it is the easiest for anyone who happens upon my blog to digest and conveys my message in a manner where it cannot be misconstrued. Also, speaking formally in an informal forum gives off an air of superiority and needlessly complicates my message. A key part in oral language is reaching an understanding with your audience so as to keep them engaged and distraction free; imagine if I were to give a speech to 1st graders the way a doctor would speak to a med student, the audience would be bewildered by all the terms and would focus on their lack of understanding the words vs what's being said. In conclusion, this my blog and imma blog how I want
Random User: *deletes post, deletes blog, deletes SSN, cancels cards, starts new identity
In San Francisco last year, a man stabbed a woman in the face and arm after she didn’t respond positively to his sexually harassing her on the street.

In Bradenton, Fla., a man shot a high school senior to death after she and her friends refused to perform oral sex at his request.

In Chicago, a scared 15-year-old was hit by a car and died after she tried escaping from harassers on a bus.

Again, in Chicago, a man grabbed a 19-year-old walking on a public thoroughfare, pulled her onto a gangway and assaulted her.

In Savannah, Georgia, a woman was walking alone at night and three men approached her. She ignored them, but they pushed her to the ground and sexually assaulted her.

In Manhattan, a 29-year-old pregnant woman was killed when men catcalling from a van drove onto the sidewalk and hit her and her friend.

Last week, a runner in California — a woman — was stopped and asked, by a strange man in a car, if she wanted a ride. When she declined he ran her over twice.

FUCK YOU if you think that street harassment is a “compliment” or “no big deal” or that it’s “irrational” of us to be afraid because “what’s actually gonna happen.” Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you some more.

nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

seductivebody:

by みりん

anthemofstrongpop:

I made the correct decision of going to school today

sleepingcas:

shout out to everyone who lives in a country where nobody gives a shit about halloween

person: will you go on a date with me? :)
me: *flashbacks to tokyo ghoul episode 1*
me: no
#ghoulzoned

beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

captain-corporal:

Shingeki No Kyojin - Chapter 53.

Isayama has insane powers when it comes to foreshadowing.

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

BCV THEMES